Text 18 Aug 292,093 notes

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

Photo 18 Aug 289,785 notes irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

Photo 18 Aug 1,627,004 notes

(Source: hydrotoxicity)

Text 18 Aug 48,556 notes

transfolk:

when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive

image

Video 18 Aug 2,294,641 notes

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

(Source: toptumbles)

Text 18 Aug 64,530 notes

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

Text 28 Jul 272,679 notes

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

Text 28 Jul 428,548 notes

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

image 

solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

image

THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)

Photo 8 Jul regram @alternative.kisses
If you’ve seen her please do what the white part says and please repost & tag #findhannah #repost

regram @alternative.kisses
If you’ve seen her please do what the white part says and please repost & tag #findhannah #repost

Photo 28 Jun 355,162 notes contemporaryelfinchild:

swagiplier:

rideforthe-red:

applecocaine:

myjamflavouredmindtardis:

megan15:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet

We did a whole massive thing on this in history. I believe the fungus in question is called Ergot and it’s terrifying. It makes your muscles spasm so when they had seizures that was the reason, not because they were possessed. One woman had to be strapped to her bed, she was seizing so bad. And, like ‘theybuildbuildings’ said, it had the same effects as LSD; as soon as you touch it, let alone consume it, it messes with your entire system. The worst thing is, you practically always had a bad trip. Many complained about bugs crawling under their skin or monsters emerging from the shadows to scratch and bite at them until they were screaming. It was a horrendous thing and the worst part is, Ergot is still around. It grows on crops and, if your wheat isn’t properly treated, it can be eaten and you’ll most likely experience the same as the women of Salem. 

god i love history

I FUCKING LOVE HISTORY



Its cool because I’m actually in an in right outside of Salem right now!

contemporaryelfinchild:

swagiplier:

rideforthe-red:

applecocaine:

myjamflavouredmindtardis:

megan15:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet

We did a whole massive thing on this in history. I believe the fungus in question is called Ergot and it’s terrifying. It makes your muscles spasm so when they had seizures that was the reason, not because they were possessed. One woman had to be strapped to her bed, she was seizing so bad. And, like ‘theybuildbuildings’ said, it had the same effects as LSD; as soon as you touch it, let alone consume it, it messes with your entire system. The worst thing is, you practically always had a bad trip. Many complained about bugs crawling under their skin or monsters emerging from the shadows to scratch and bite at them until they were screaming. It was a horrendous thing and the worst part is, Ergot is still around. It grows on crops and, if your wheat isn’t properly treated, it can be eaten and you’ll most likely experience the same as the women of Salem. 

god i love history

I FUCKING LOVE HISTORY

Its cool because I’m actually in an in right outside of Salem right now!


Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Powered by Tumblr.